Being massage therapists we have dealt with all types of people. These experiences are solely based of our personal experiences in the massage industry. 👀
Things we wish people wouldn’t say to us … 😒
1. “I want a REALLY deep massage!” And you keep saying it over and over again! When your on our massage table we want you to have the best massage possible!😊 Deeper isn’t always better ! STOP🚫 thinking Massage has to hurt to work better! We ARE the professionals… We will cater a massage specifically for your needs.
2. PLEASE DON’T call us “Masseuse!” 😣
We are called ” Licensed Massage Therapist L.M.T . It’s just more professional and we worked hard for this title. Masseuse leaves a connotation of prostution. We definitely are NOT into that business! 🤐
3. PLEASE take a shower prior to your massage session ! Please DON’T expect a massage after your workout, 🏋️♂️running,🏃♀️ hot yoga ..while your soaked in sweat. ☹We appreciate you taking a shower! 😁💯
4. PLEASE DON’T bully us or talk down to us.🤤 Why do people at times feel the need to tell us HOW to perform the Massage ???🤔 We don’t tell you how to do your job. After all we worked hard to be licensed professionals. 😊
5. Men DON’T make sex jokes or ask for ” HAPPY ENDINGS!” 😒We are NOT amused with this at all ! ☹Don’t start at the beginning , in middle or at the end. This is rude and very inappropriate! YES ITS OFFENSIVE TO US ! 💯It’s against the law!
ALL Massage therapists find this kind of behavior revolting! Your session will be terminated immediately! NO EXCEPTIONS! 💯